Come on Kadaj,
Oh, Give it all you got, and just use that, Souba
Use Jenova’s head and summon Sephiroth  
So we can glomp the both of you.

(Come on Kadaj)
When you died in the movie.
We threw fits over 9000 times and prayed you would be in KH2
But oh no (no no no) No no (no no no) You were never right by your brother, Riku
Hoped, Sora, Riku, Kairi, King Mickey
Kadaj just we wanna see you again.

Come on Kadaj; Show us that you’re cool.
Or we’ll forget you just like Final Fantasy 9,
But, don’t worry we won’t  (no we won’t)
Because you, look super emo.

(Come on, Kadaj kick some butt, Kadaj, Please we miss you)
Now you are dead, but do not worry, we’ll still cosplay you, I said.
Come on Kadaj, I’m your biggest fan, oh yes, I love you so. For you are gone, I fell in love with Kurosaki Ichigo.
We said, Come on Kadaj, please we need you now.

Come on Kadaj,
Please come back right now.
Or I’ll start hating Square Enic.
You in the black suit, and kick butt blade.
We need to see that once again.
-Repeat last chorus twice-